Friday, February 16, 2007

Blast From The Past

A blogpost posted on Tuesday, April 26, 2005 by

Richard Gomez is being charged with tax evasion. And how does he answer? "The administration is harassing me, being part of the opposition". Ah the arrogant bastard, who thinks he is the Man among the men. Dude! What they are simply saying is you didn't pay due taxes! What you have to do is prove them wrong by providing concrete and tangible evidences. Not make yourself appear like the underdog, because of your political ideals. I'll bet ten bucks and a pizza, Goma would not be missed by opposition leaders if he was jailed. Not too long ago Goma took what Sen. Recto said as offensive. He quote "Hindi kami mga aso, at wala siyang karapatang tawagin kaming aso!" What Sen. Recto actually said is "They are barking at the wrong tree"! Watch out there is a hype that Goma will run for senator.

Erap, is that you?!??

Thursday, February 15, 2007

Why Richard Gomez Should Become A Senator

alternative title: Or not.

Richard Gomez has expressed his will to run for senator this coming election. While he is being laughed off as a nuisance canditate, I share different sentiments. To convince you otherwise, I have created this very very educational article about Richard Gomez.

Without further ado, here are 10 Little known facts about Richard Gomez that you should consider before deciding to act retarded and actually not vote for him:

10. People who do not vote for Richard Gomez become flying voters. Literally, and they are never to be seen again.

9. Richard Gomez can legislate while sleeping - in a coma.

8. Richard Gomez does not run for election. Election runs from him.

7. Richard Gomez was once invited to talk about drug abuse. There were no survivors.

6. Richard Gomez does not only pass laws. He throws them helluva far.

5. When Richard Gomez becomes speaker, he'll kick so much ass they'll call him Mr. THX Dolby Digital 5.1 instead

4. "Solon" is actually ancient latin for "What Richard Gomez should be like"

3. Richard Gomez will not be running for a seat of power - he already has Bench.

2. If he gets elected, there will no longer be administration or opposition. There will be "Richard Gomez" and "Others who want to be Richard Gomez"

1. If he wins, Lucy Torres will get more airtime, driving the interest of foreigners in our country up, improving our economy, eliminating poverty and increasing the overall demand for Kleenex tissue on the side.

Richard Gomez is the #1 candidate. QED, bitches.

p.s. (No matter what it looks like, I did not get Bench freebies by writing this)


Taken from Political Pinoy

Election season na naman and a stupid actor who shoots using his mouth because he has no brains to back it up, is shown in this video obviously wooing the overseas voters and the Kapamilya crowd to somehow vote for his stupid Senate run. Sana nga tumakbo na sya to show once and for all how lowlife the Senate can become and how the electorate should not be trusted to choose whom they should vote.

Mahirap po ang gagawin kong kampanya (This campaign will be an uphill battle for me). I will be running as independent. Ang magiging partido ko ay kayo. Sa inyo po ako aasa dahil kayo ang naniniwala sa akin (my party would be the people. I will draw strength from you because you believe in me),"

Somebody hand me a barf bag. Quick.

Wednesday, February 14, 2007

The first post.

Don't get me wrong: I have nothing against the guy. I've never even watched his movies. I've never been really interested or involved in local showbiz, the relationships, the trends and the latest gossip in the industry.

So there I was, one weekend watching TV with the siblings at home, channel surfing. We hit on GMA-7's S-Files, where due to the election ban, Richard Gomez couldn't appear on the show anymore. So what they had was a one-hour extravaganza of various showbiz celebrities singing his praises for being "kwela", "kalog", "masaya kasama". Lots of snippets and montages of Richard Gomez's interviews where he made celebrities cry and reveal their secrets and fears to the TV audience (the metrosexual Oprah, perhaps?). Shows where he was able to get couples to reveal their 'true feelings' to each other on air, and express their hopes and dreams. Not quite the patented 'mahiwagang salamin', but it does the trick.

At the end of it (yes, we watched till the bitter end), we saw Richard himself, teary-eyed and emotional, flanked by his cohosts (also shedding the requisite tears. They are 'actors', after all), declaring himself as running for the Philippine Senate. The next day he filed for candidacy accompanied by his wife and all sorts of showbiz supporters. He claimed that he will "bring his youthful energy to the Senate".


Mr. Gomez, being able to 'represent the country' doesn't mean having been an image model to countless brands and shown yourself in millions of billboards, magazine ads and posters. Having been a talk show host for a gossip show for years doesn't mean you know the 'pulse of the people'. Ticket sales for your movies don't really equate to the same thing when we want to try to balance the National Budget. Showing off your pretty wife during events will not hide your zero experience in public service (delusions of having his own personal Jackie Kennedy?). Being 'kwela' or 'kalog' is really not the same as taking the floor for a parliamentary speech and engaging others to a debate that could mean passing a bill into a law.

My advice? Stick with showbiz and do your ad campaigns. If you really want to serve the public, join real interest groups as a celebrity-citizen. Or get MAD truly off the ground, not just putting your face as the token popular face in their ad campaigns (I'm sure he'll put his MAD involvement in the elections)

Yummy in the Senate

Ooohh la laaaa... Senator Richard is definitely yummy. Will you look at the bulge in those pants? He may not have a big brain but we definitely know what's big. ;-)

Couldn't find yummy goma's underwear ads on google. If you guys got any, send it over to Spread the legs, este, love.

Tuesday, February 13, 2007

I am running for Senator.

I am Richard Gomez and I am running in the Philippine Senate.


Acting awards: Too Many To Mention
Underwear model
Journalistic skills - Showbiz interviews
Sportsman - golf, basketball